I've written for the satire sites Little Old Lady Comedy and The Well-Mannered Grump, as well as the Minneapolis Star Tribune. I'm an improviser and sketch-comedy writer, located in the Twin Cities.
I Cleaned Out My Closet, Now the Only Item of Clothing I Own is a Justin Bieber Concert Shirt from 2010
Ok, I went too far. I can admit that. Sure, I’ll miss owning pants and sweaters and underwear and all that but… I can make this work to my favor.
“She knows how much this movie means to me, so what could be so urgent she needs to text NOW? During Stuart Little 2?”
Previously a rich and blossoming metropolis, Richard Scarry's Busy Busy Town has been plunged into panic as hard-working animal crews are no longer as occupied with menial labor. Lowly Worm is distraught, Beverly Baboon has plunged into a depression, and even Bully Bobcat is struggling.
I've lost my virginity again, rediscovered the importance of a peplum skirt, and just got a horrible grade on the ACTs!
Does anyone know how to maintain a semblance of motivation after achieving possibly the height of all your academic learning?
I’m suffering from an incurable condition known as dog-induced apathy when it comes to trying to finish out my last semester of classes. I’d heard about other lucky peers who got to be digital-face-to-digital-face with their professor’s fluffy friends, and I was wracked with jealousy.
I would peer around the shoulders of my teacher to attempt a glim...
Even if your classes are pass/fail, here are some no-fail tips on making one final pass at Professor McDreamy.